You Smell Bad

By: admin
Published: December 4th, 2009

Can we talk? There is something I need to tell you, and that is that you smell bad. You smell bad in the morning. You smell bad in the afternoon. You smell bad in the evening. Your breath is a cross between a bad toilet and a garbage can. I am sorry to say, but this is really true.

Maybe you do not notice this. And you are walking around thinking you look nice. You lost a little weight. You have a good haircut finally. Your clothes look nice. You are driving a hip car. Your bank account is full; your house is beautiful. You are thinking to yourself what more could I ask for? Well are you?

But here is the thing. A lot of people and that means A LOT, are thinking none of these things when they think of you. They are thinking you smell bad. Really bad and for you that is really not good, they are not seeing the flash car, they are not seeing the new hair cut or the weight loss, all they see is that person who smells really badly, yes that person is you.

If you are lucky, then they are considering an intervention, maybe. If they are in close quarters with you then they are seriously considering this. But maybe things are worse than that. Maybe they are thinking they do not want to be in close quarters with you anymore. You have to get this: You are very un-kissable. It some cases, you are virtually un-kissable. You are un-huggable. Driving with you in a closed car is no fun either, breathing in the stench and not being able to do anything about it. Sitting next to you in a theater is a chore. That, over the course of a lifetime, can be quite a problem and lets face it if you don do not know it is there, you will not be looking for a solution, will you?

Maybe you do know this. Maybe you are trying to take definitive measures to stem the problem. You are popping mints every time you put out a cigarette, or maybe you take a hit of mouthwash five or six times a day. We need to talk, because the thing is, the mints are not doing any good. They mints do very little to take away the smell of tobacco. In fact the result is even more nauseating, its just Mint-Marlboro, and it is not pleasant.

Also, the smell is not just on your breath. It is on your clothes and it is in your hair, and on your hands and on your skin. So unless you plan on taking a steam bath each time you smoke (with your clothes on) then you are going to smell like this forever. That is depressing.

Do you honestly want to be thought of as a pigpen? Someone who walks around with a cloud, someone that will smell forever? Well do you?

Mike Durand
http://www.articlesbase.com/health-articles/you-smell-bad-51670.html

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  1. 1. me
    December 4th, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    smell????????????????
    ive had a horrible smell coming from my womanly area for about a month now, and its kind of embarrassing in bed cause i don’t know if my guy can smell it or not, how can i get rid of this?
    im quite hygenic.
    2 sometimes 3 showers a day…

  2. 2. Amy
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:06 am

    it could be a type of infection. i would ask your doctor about it.
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  3. 3. Hersheys
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:08 am

    Please try to use..hygiene washing. and it has actually its natural smell, the thing is what makes it worst is the issue here. May be you have to change your soap, and try to check your undergarments. For clarifications of the doubt, please dont be ashamed to visti a doctor.
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  4. 4. 3sa
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:10 am

    douche
    doctor visit
    drink more clear fluids
    including water
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  5. 5. L's Reincarnate
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Wash?
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  6. 6. jaymie a. jeffers
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:14 am

    it could be from a number of things.
    1. eating unhealthy.
    2. an infection.
    3. hygiene.
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  7. 7. linda c
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:16 am

    sounds like a yeast infection
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  8. 8. sisterspeaks123
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:18 am

    I’m very surprised that you could live with that odor for a month! If you smell it,your man smells it too.Cleanse the inner and outer lips,all creases and folds very well with mild soap/water,use a Betadine douche,and run not walk to a gyn.It could be a STD or something simpler but your first concern should be your health—present and future.
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  9. 9. shadow.killer6
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:20 am

    dont get rid of it. your boyfriend likes it. Tommorow morning, put his face in your undies. Let him embrace the sweet aroma =)
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    i ate chilli, and farted in my sisters mouth

  10. 10. Danielle S
    December 5th, 2009 at 3:22 am

    i don’t know is smell and taste go together hahah buuut..
    i heard that if you eat lots of fruits and vegetables then your supposed to taste better or more appealing
    ive also heard that when guys are in the mood they actually don’t notice the smell
    try a soap with NO perfumes, because they can irritate your skin and make it itchy or cause some sort of a infection which could be the smell down there.
    if you cant seem to get rid of the smell before hitting it off with your guy… in the section where tampons and all that are, get moist wipes that are meant for "down there" and that should give you a better feeling. Ive seen Always moist whipes, just keep a few in your purse or somthing. or use vagasil which is a cleaner ment for down there
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